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NASCAR driver Billy Skidmark Henderson just broke the sound barrier in a lawn mower powered by homemade fuel.
Formula 1 banned turbo-duck technology after Team Quackspeeds car started quacking at 230 mph.
Street racers in Detroit are now required to shout FAMILY before every race Vin Diesel approves.
Mario Karts blue shell has been banned from all tournaments due to too many players rage-quitting.